No, I don't want to take my pants off 

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

No, I don't want to take my pants off by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010

don't take it to heart 

Dont take it to heart! it means dont take somethin Personal, or dont be upset or dont take this wrong.

Person A: Oh, the teachers are wasting too much time.
Person B: No!I have been working all day long and did not take any breaks yet...
Person A: Oh, "don't take it to heart", I did not mean you.

don't take it to heart by Mozhgan Hudiburgh December 10, 2013

I don't want to say this, but 

A preamble, often used, which precedes something that the speaker cannot resist the urge to say (for a variety of reasons including loose mouth).
It is also either or both of the following:
Extremely critical of the person being spoken to, Revealing the true nature of the person speaking.

"I don't want to say this, but you're a heartless bastard who is too eager to get into fights"

I don't want to say this, but by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your left 

an awesome quote from the true gangsta Jimmy from the town of South Park.

Jimmy's Mom: I won't let you go back to that gang.
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your left by Alec November 4, 2004

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize” by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

Don’t forget to wipe! 

A common send-off in the morning by one spouse to the other now that we continue to work long into old age and may need little reminders here and there.

Bye dear, have a good day and don’t forget to wipe!

Don’t forget to wipe! by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2020

I don't want to 

Me neither

"I don't want to do homework"

I don't want to by anonymous November 11, 2017