Tinzing

A man with a small dick but a big ego

Yo he’s such a Tinzing

by Saif wahab May 30, 2018

Tanning

Efforts to darken the shade of human skin, either by natural means (direct exposure to the sun), artifical products (self-tanners), or enhanced exposure to simulated sunlight (tanning beds). Excessive tanning is likely associated with skin cancer.

"Orange alert! Paris should really stop going to the salon to fake and bake - instead of wasting her time tanning, she should work for world peace."

by Secret Agent Anne August 2, 2006

Twinning

When someone and their friend say or think the same thing, they are "twinning"

Martin was twinning with his friend, Jonathan about their hobbie

by Lil Korean kiddy March 31, 2015

spray tanning

Spray tanning, often called airbrush tanning or sunless tanning, is a process by which a DHA based solution is sprayed on to the skin via an automated system or HVLP tanning equipment. When the spray tanning solution is sprayed onto the skin, a safe, natural, sunless tan develops and lasts for between one and two weeks. Sunless tanning solutions contain dihydroxyacetone (DHA), an ingredient approved by the FDA, which reacts with the natural amino acids in the top layer of your skin, producing the best looking sunless bronze tan. The pigments resulting from a spray tan do not provide UV protection. The DHA spray tanning solution is applied while the client stands in either an automated booth, or in a pop up spray tan tent. With most solutions the deepest tan color is reached within about 12 hours, so the color will continue to darken after the initial application. Spray tanning solutions also typically have a bronzer that provides an immediate tan effect. When using an airbrush or spray gun, this instant color helps ensure even coverage. In this age of immediate gratification, solutions that include instant bronzing are popular with most clients. Most of this added bronzer will come off in the first shower/bath after application. The color that remains is produced by the DHA reacting with the skin, aka, your spray tan.

I went spray tanning right before my vacation to get a quick tan. I love it!

by EnvyTan August 20, 2008

jesus tanning

Turning one's forearms over during tanning or extended time in the sunlight, in order to better tan the pale backs of one's forearms. This technique was created to also help prevent sunburn on one's forearms. The performer takes on a pose similar to that of Jesus on the cross.

Observer: "Why are you holding your arms like that?"

Performer: "I'm Jesus tanning! Burnt forearms are the devil's work!"

by Robert Chives July 28, 2014

Tongue Tanning

Tongue Tanning, or “Tan Tongue” is the act of licking/and or tongue punching the asshole of someone male or female. It needs to be performed urgently after a fresh shit, as the goal is to coat and desecrate the tongue. letting the shit harden, giving the tongue a “Tan” look.. Laxatives may be necessary for better results and a “Tanner tongue”

Haley: Did you see how brown Brian’s tongue looked today?? What the hell is up with that?

Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..

by Strenuous Bowels July 31, 2018

Tinging

The ultimate description of some sensation of awesomeness and being epic. The word in itself is hard to be described but can be used in a large magnitude of conversation situations.

e.g. your winning a game and you say "Im tinging!"

"How much have you drunk man?"
"Fucks knows but im Tinging!

"That new bands tinging!"

by Trey25 November 18, 2011