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I don't have time for this Lance

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying
by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018
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carcass time

When you come home after a long day or after being overly social for too long, and you just need to immediately lay down. No talking, texting or social interaction for as long as it takes to recharge enough to be a living human again. Carcass time may be enjoyed on a couch, bed or the floor.
After a long day at the office, the second Tia got home she immediately partook in carcass time. She went full carcass for approximately 12 hours until she could muster the energy to deal with her coworkers again.
by Unstuffed Pepper February 7, 2023
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Gender time

A phrase formed on Karl Jacobs Jackbox stream its has no meaning other than it making no sense
Its gender time just got trending on Twitter!
by banz0 November 30, 2020
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Time Hoe

(1) Is a guy a woman puts into the "friendship zone" in order to do "couple" type activities (i.e., movies, dinner, etc..) with even though she has no intentions of ever dating him or sleeping with him.

(2) Is a guy who hopes to "friendship" his way into some pussy with a girl that doesn't really like him more than just friends.
Joe: "Hey Man, I'm going out with Julie again this weekend, I really hope it leads to something more, I really like her."

Jeff: "Joe...stop wasting your time with her. Its been a year already and you haven't even kissed her yet! You're just her little 'Time Hoe'! You are her take me to the movies 'Hoe'; come kill this mouse 'Hoe'; help me with my bags 'Hoe'; let me cry on your shoulder about all the other guys I'm fucking 'Hoe'! You're just her Time Hoe, Buddy Boy! She using up your time to make other guys jealous... Get rid of her!"
by Centaur December 25, 2012
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Adventure Time

The greatest show ever made. I HIGHLY recommend that you watch it. It is about a teenage boy named Finn and a shape-shifting dog named Jake. Together they go on adventures in the land of Ooo with all their other friends. This is not just some crazy random cartoon (although it kinda starts like that in season 1 and 2). It gets very emotional once you get to season 3 and it'll get worse towards the end (by "worse" I mean a LOT of crying).
"Adventure Time is the most meaningful and emotional show in the world"
by LeftSideTwix February 4, 2019
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Stall Time

to put off doing work or take a break by hanging out in a bathroom stall (the one place at work no one will bother you).

to mentally regroup completely undisturbed in a bathroom stall.
a) My boss is hounding me about this and that...I need some major Stall Time ASAP.
b) I could really use some Stall Time, it's impossible to send text messages in this open cubicle.
by Stephanie Cooper March 24, 2008
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japanese lunch time rush

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.
"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"
by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015
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