asscrack tomatoes

Cherry tomatoes grown between the “cheeks,” around one’s asshole, sprouted from the dark, hairy, brown environment.

A fave hobby of the incarcerated male, asscrack tomatoes can be added to the typically vitamin and enzyme deficient salads routinely served by the state.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

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cheeto nigga tomato blowjob

when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.

i just got the greatest cheeto nigga tomato blowjob in my life

by anon98789 April 25, 2019

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an all tomato

What an ultimatum would taste like if it were a fruit. Made famous by Donald Glover on Community.

"I'm giving you an all tomato, meaning that you give me the whole tomato or else."

by aoineko September 3, 2012

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Tomato Tomahto

A saying which refers to a difference between two opinions that is so small that it doesn't matter.

The saying originated from the 1937 song Let's Call the Whole Thing Off by George and Ira Gershwin. In the song, the two pronounciations of "tomato" are compared: "tuh-may-toe" and "tuh-mah-toe". When people say "tomato tomahto" they say both pronounciations, as they were compared in the song.

by CelticEagle February 21, 2019

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Tomato Head

A short southern douche, that talks with an annoying southern accent, watches NASCAR and drinks a lot of alcohol giving him a little red head. Hence "Tomato Head." You can actually see his head get redder as he gets more upset, usually at something trailer park related.

A Tomato Head is generally a NASCAR fan that lives in a trailer park that is an alcoholic.

by way2broke January 17, 2009

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