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white tiles

1)Bathroom tiles that have turned white after urine has built up over time without being cleaned.
2) An unbelievable amount of urine around a toilet (not a public one), usually resulting in the need to stand father from the toilet each time to avoid standing in piss thus adding to the puddle more every time you take a piss, creating a white tile or white tiles.
"Where's my damn gum boots?, I need to to take a shit and I got serious white tiles".
by Szymn. M August 4, 2006
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piano tiles

sometimes used towards straight people, kind of like default settings, zebra and ect. this is usually used to insult them, mocking the straight flag.
straight person: straight
other person: ew okay piano tiles
by rottenforevermore June 9, 2022
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Night on the tiles

A night on the tiles refers to pubs in Sydney Australia. There was a law many years ago that mandated closing of the pubs at 6 pm. The men working locally got off work at 5 pm and needed to drink as much beer as they could in 1 hour. If they lost their spot at the bar to use the toilet, they would lose their chance to drink... causing them to relieve themselves where they stood. After time, the wood foundation of the pub smelled really bad and the wood rotted. The pub owners did repairs and put ceramic tiles up where needed... so they could hose down the waste ... thus drinking heavily.. and a night on the tiles
by PAS17 June 17, 2017
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Night on the tiles

Imagine you have food poisioning so bad that it is not a good idea to leave the bathroom for fear of not making it back in time. You are running a fever and you find that laying on the cold tiles of the bathroom are a welcome discovery to try and help lower your fever while also being ready for the next squirt that comes out of whatever orifice your sickness chooses to come out of. Might as well clean the floor as best as you can and grab a pillow, this is going to be a long night on the tiles.
Last night I got food poisioning and spent the night on the tiles.
by Del13r November 29, 2016
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count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.
"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.
by Sabal Laiwalayam January 18, 2008
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roof tiles

Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases
by May 20, 2016
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loose tiles

When tiles are cracked, loose or defective they no longer fulfil their original intention, which is to prevent the ingress of water, dust, heat and cold. Similarly, when other systemic failures occur it may be said that there are ‘loose tiles’ present
Strewth mate, must be some bloody loose tiles in the big smoke aye? Every flamin’ bastard has the plague again!! Christ all bloody mighty!
by zosohd23 December 30, 2020
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