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bumping tacos

A term that defines that act of rubbing two vaginas together.
by Nastynate June 12, 2003
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Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil

The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.

A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?

Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.

Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
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up the tics

when Wigan Athletic score or win a game.
Wigan won the game and Barry said to his mates, "Up the tics!"
by CCVhaBoi October 18, 2017
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Tifosi3

An unimaginative term since Tifosi1 and Tifosi2 were already taken.

An obsessed Schumacher fanatic who is quite possibly mentally ill and in dire need of medical help.

Will use deranged logic and imaginary facts to proclaim that any F1 driver with the surname Schumacher is unconditionally better than everyone in all circumstances.
Who cares what Tifosi3 says about this, his opinion means nothing, who is he?
by Tifosi1 February 29, 2004
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smashing tacos

Amy and Jamie were smashing tacos last night
by jepercreeper April 22, 2014
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drop the tacos

getting rid of the ladies so the men can go out
Jayson said to drop the tacos so we can go hang out
by subtletee January 29, 2015
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oil ticks

The Saudi royal family, and other Saudi aristocrats who, like ticks, drain their country's oil wealth.
"'Our friends the Saudis' are real pieces of work. They denounce domestic terrorism while supporting foreign terrorism through Faustian deal making.

Saudi Arabia could benefit from all of the money that the oil ticks waste spreading their sociopathy."
by Garlic M. May 18, 2007
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