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Thurston Howell

1. {noun} - The supreme badass millionaire from Gilligan's Island. While it may not have seemed that Mr. Howell was knee deep in sweet lovin', there was more than likely at least four or five orgies at his grass hut every night.

2. {verb} i.e. "to Howell" - To impress women with your riches, in hopes of taking them back to your house (or hut.)
"Yeah, I got a piece... but I had to Howell her for like a week!"
by Jared White July 15, 2008
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Thuglaston

Thuglaston is a comical play on words used to show how safe it is in this area. The little neck/ douglaston area, except the manor area. Residents of thuglaston include those in deepdale, less rich douglaston, and beach hills. If you are from thuglaston you spend your days at the 811 park or walking aimlessly around joes pizza place and know just how gorgeous the joes girls are.
Joey: hey u wanna come to deepdale and play hockey?
Matt: wait...what do you mean deepdale?
mikey: i think he means thuglaston
james: oh i get it
Jesse:so the plans for the day are set, we are having sex with the joes girls again?
adam: what else would he mean by douglaston...
dan:..play hockey and having sex with the joes girls
by son of donald April 18, 2010
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Thurston High School

A crappy high school in Springfield, OR, where Kip Kinkel once went beserk and killed two students on campus.

Now, the school resembles a prison, with black bars all around the premises, locked gates, and keycard swipes for students to get in and out. Sadly to say, this has not halted the frequency of students skipping class, students from other schools sneaking onto campus, or the number of fights between hicks (50% of the student population) and Mexicans (20% of the student population).

See also jail cell.
Kids who go to Thurston High School usually end up three places: on welfare, in jail, or in Eugene.
by Ketter the Amazing October 20, 2008
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Thurmaston

The worst part of Leicestershire, if you went to this place you will know the meaning of chav. Mainly owned by none other than the scummy people from council estates, with regular fights between the next village called Birstall the scallywags from Thurmaston usually end up getting arrested (Due to their thick parents and their un-educated excuse for a brain).
Once again, this village has nothing to offer, Thurmaston is like a turd.. its made from waste and it smells like shit.
chav1: You wanna go fight Thurmaston tonight?
chav2: Nah, they smell like shit.

chav3: IT'S THURMASTON!
chav4: Fucking chase them and we'll shit on them.. HIT HIM WITH THE HAMMER!

Mc Hammer: HAMMER TIME!
by Vitto September 8, 2006
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Chucked a Thurston

To get drunk, and kicked out of the casino for harassing people with your crutch, not crotch.
Aw man, I went out last night and chucked a Thurston.
by champagnelily September 16, 2010
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sloppy thurston

A Latin-Aramaic in origin. Diarrhea on a girl's mouth and then she proceeds to suck the jizim out of the man's dong.
The sloppy thurston was warm and delicious!
by Merkin Man August 8, 2004
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Thurston

jessica is a thurston.
by Heckyes12347216 June 7, 2018
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