when you rub your fingers against your arsehole then rub it under someone's nose so they have to endure the smell of shit.
by John Yaraboo January 3, 2021
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Get the Thunkith mug.A swift beating to the head with a blunt object that will usually cause death, the item ussualy used is a frying pan but other objects can be used as well, this term can also refer to anhilitating someone in a fist fight or beating your girlfriend but when used in these scenarios it must be referred to as a thunking not a thunkin' for example "My girl friend didn't make my Mac and cheese the why I like it so she's getting a thunking when I get home." The person who is giving the Thunkin' is referred to as the thunker while the victim is referred to as the thunkee.
Thunker: You call me gay one more time and I'm gonna give you a Thunkin'.
Thunkee: You're probably just gonna bend more over and finger my anus.
*Thunker swiftly hits the thunkee over the head with a frying pan causing immediate death*
Thunkee: You're probably just gonna bend more over and finger my anus.
*Thunker swiftly hits the thunkee over the head with a frying pan causing immediate death*
by Thunker January 17, 2019
Get the Thunkin' mug.The ultimate embarrassment. If you get thünked by a friend and/or Thünk himself, your life is officially over and you must retire and bow down to Cloris the baldy granny.
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Get the Thunker mug.To make a large mistake like to shoot a 8 on a par 4 golf hole, or to totally screw something up, like ruin a term paper for school
by Johannathon June 27, 2005
Get the thunker mug.One who is caught unawares by a surprising fact, event, or idea. A person invented by John Hartford in his song of the same name.
He was such a Hooter Thunket, he never believed Barack Obama could be president of the United States.
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