Thunder Cross Dick Attack

A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.

My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!

by jimmydeansbigasssausages November 6, 2019

Thunder tug

A quick Franklin, you know jerking it in thunder and lightning, bolting off.

Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.

by BEARCULES August 24, 2019

Thunderbite

Massive case of under bite.

Hey bro, check out that bitch, she rockin' a thunderbite!

by tjseal3403 October 14, 2011

thundercuck

One who is astoundingly and grievously cucked, to the nth degree. Often used to refer to someone who is spineless, beta, butthurt, or easily triggered.

Quit whining about trolls and stop being such a thundercuck.

by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

Thundercougarfalconbird

One of the best and most expensive cars in the year 3000. From the Futurama episode Put your Head on my Shoulder.

Sales Person: "Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?"
Fry: "Sorry, I'm not here to buy."
Sales Person: "I understand and it's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation."
Fry: "I care! I care plenty! I just dunno how to make them stop!"
Sales Person: "One word: Thundercougarfalconbird."

by Rankojin August 10, 2004

Chad Thundercock

Stereotypical high school/college apha male; successful with women in the extreme. Often oblivious rather than purposefully condescending or cruel to his fellow men.

"Did you hear? Chad Thundercock fucked three chicks at that party last weekend!"

"He high-fived me on the way out the door. I wanted to tear his face off."

by Dr. James Russell September 7, 2013

thunder pot

A large pot or chamber kept in the back of a station wagon or SUV that is used to urinate or defecate to avoid having to pull over to use the restroom.

Sarah used the Thunder Pot on the way the Shelly's wedding to take a huge dump so we didn't have to pull over to the rest stop.

by Thunder dump mike November 17, 2015