Thunderstand

Thunderstand: thun-der-stand - 'thən-dər-'stand
v.
1. to really, REALLY understand something
2. to regard as plausible without utter certainty
3. to stand up with such conviction that the sound of your feet resembles a clap of thunder
4. the kickstand of a 10,000 lb. blood-fueled motorcycle

v.past -stood, n./v.present -standing

Only morons cannot thunderstand this concept!

by Livet•Juice June 4, 2009

Thunderfest

A particularly loud, dangerous, or exciting thunderstorm with lots of rain, lightning, and thunder.

I didn't have track today because the rainy conditions of the thunderfest made it too unfit to run outside.

by Nickras Stafford May 21, 2011

Thunderstood

Something so utterly and thoroughly understood that it need not have been stated but was anyways.

"Thunderstruck by AC/DC Rocks!"
"dude that's thunderstood"

by dangerfan July 13, 2009

thunderstrokeage

When your sausage is being stroked so hard that the friction from her hand to your cock becomes a thunderstrokeage explosion.

Cock is sparking electricity.

Louis asks his bitch to thunderstrokeage him asap.

Or ciao blitz

by Gourkiman February 10, 2018

Thunderpussy

A legendary method of fingering a pussy with a certain hand positioning where the pinky, middle finger, and thumb are expanded while the index and ring fingers are folded into the palm. The thumb is the dolphin which rapidly and effectively stimulates the clitoral region. The middle finger is then inserted into the vaginal crevice, and last but not least, the pinky enters the forbidden valley aka the rectum. The official method is commonly called the telephone, where you insert pinky and middle finger first, also called "picking up the telephone" and then position thumb downwards toward clitoral region as if you are hanging up the telelphone; and repeat. The whole process of thunderpussy is also known as TJ or thunderpussy job.

"Did you see Gerald thunderpussy that young hussy at the club?"
"Oh yeah! How long was the telephone call for?"
"They were up all night!"
"I bet his fingers wreak of ass and tuna!"

by Chink and a Jew February 7, 2007

thunderstick

A nickname for a large and or powerful penis. The phallus is known as the "thunderstick." The semen is known as "lightning" or "rain." After having intercourse with a thunderstick, the female has been "thunderstruck."

Girl A- So Preston got tanked at the party and got naked. His penis is rather large and rather thick. I think it qualifies as a thunderstick.
Girl B- Nice! I hope i get struck by lightning!


Man A- Dude, I make it rain on dem hoes with my thunderstick.


Boy A- Yeah i boinked her last night. She's been thunderstruck.
Boy B- Shizzle

by sensimillia October 9, 2008

thunderstormcrotch

When you get so wet you make it "rain"

Lolita: "That girl was like a slip 'n' slide"
Denise: "She was a five star thunderstormcrotch?"

by jinxy whore June 10, 2010