theology

the study of god(s) and other religious topics.

vincent van gogh was going to be a minister, but refused to learn latin and theology.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006

theology

The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.

Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.

by harry flashman July 18, 2003

Necro-Tautology

1) An obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.

2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.

Etymology:

Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.

1) Look a dead tortoise--lets partake in the act of Necro-Tautology!
- You sick fuck, leave it alone

2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?

by Grey M@a September 10, 2004

Thingology

The science of deciding whether something is "a thing" or "not a thing".

Professors Jono and Charlotte are the leading authorities in the field of thingology.

by JJHCAH June 15, 2020

Tautology

Using different words to say the same thing, or a series of self-reinforcing statements that cannot be disproved because they depend on the assumption that they are already correct

ME: Dudes such a wanker he’s dead-to-me… like piss-on-his-grave dead-to-me…
FRIEND: Thats a hell-of-a tautology if i have ever heard one.

by BNENJK September 26, 2012

Theology

Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.

Renounce theology daily.

by H.L. Mencken April 22, 2005

theology

Stopping to think while you still think that you are thinking...

theology is to believe first then think after

by the brainstormer June 24, 2016