throck morton

A phrase describing the curvature of one's penis. It is used in conjunction with left of right to describe the side to when the penis curves.

My weiner curves to the left, therefore I am throck morton left.

by peeweejd March 25, 2004

Throckwood

Another name for a penis....

I have a nice throckwood.....thank you, thank you

by Steez November 25, 2003

Throckley Special

Where two of the boys from Throckley give it two a naughty bird from the toon

You wanting the Throckley Special like

by Throckley Crew March 23, 2021

throck morton's

In the medical field, Throck Morton's describes a situation in which a male's penis points to the affected leg or side.

Doctor: "This man's got a hairline fracture on the left proximal neck of the femur."

Nurse: "I don't see anything how can you tell?"

Doctor: "Throck Morton's on the left."

by super monkey man November 6, 2008

throckmorten

Partial erection

Your throckmorten is showing

by BryJen October 9, 2017

throckmorton

n: invented by Sir Thomas Throckmorton after a series of pisswangle accidents in the 1870's in which gentlemens' nuts were crushed by the wangle rollers, this device allowed only the willy itself to be drawn through the rollers of the pisswangle thus sparing the nads.

Egad you swine! You've drawn my balls straight through the throckmorton!

by Nate December 17, 2004

throcky

When something is extremely bussin, could be used in a sexual way.

Daym shawty that coochie is mad throcky. Got me like EWUWUEUWUEU

by Ciggy December 12, 2022