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thong

A sandal-type shoe that is often worn in Summer, especially in Australia. It is incredibly annoying to get it confused that piece of women's underwear. IT'S A G-STRING FUCKWITS!
American male: "ohhh dude, that chick's wearin thong."
Aussie male: "And? I wear thongs."
American male: "O rly? when?"
Aussie male: "When I'm feeling hot."
American male: "O_o.
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007
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thongfirmation

Confirmation that a girl is indeed wearing a thong. Suggests that the girl in question has a "sexy" side.
"I was going to ask her out, but first I needed some thongfirmation."

"I hate VPL, but I love a good thongfirmation."

"Yo, is that girl a slut or what?"
"Dunno, no visible thongfirmation."
by paudansch November 1, 2011
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thongable

adj. A female who has an ass that is tight and firm enough to publicly be seen in a thong. See also "thongin'."
Wow, look at that ass... she's majorly thongable.
by Jockeys December 4, 2003
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Thong

20th Century word for Sandals.
I picked up a couple thongs at the Shoe Store and I'm going to wear them to the pool tommorow.
by Thongsz September 4, 2012
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Ocean of Thongs

The 99 cent bins filled with thongs that are present in Rue 21 stores nationwide. Also, an alternate name for Rue 21 itself, due to these notorious hoardes of thongs.
Say, did you see Mel's new thong? She has purchased it at the Ocean of Thongs!
by The Fiend March 7, 2004
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Thong string

A male underling who trys way too hard to please the female boss
If the boss stops quick, his nose will be way up her ass--the guy's a total thong string.
by Dr. Foo April 26, 2008
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fat thor

The best version of our lord and savior, Thor. He's a thicc bih that still kicks ass (despite his issue with alcohol and twinkies). Will destroy you in fortnite all while braiding that intense beard. Will snatch your raccoon best friend.
by spidermanzbih June 3, 2019
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