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Knob Twisters

A: What is the equivalence to a chuckle-fucker in the DJ scene?
B: DJ Hoe?
C: I've been told their called Knob Twisters
GROUP: lulz
by @Notjoesantiago November 25, 2014
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Twisters

Twin sisters who are BFF, partners, etc.
My two kittens came from the same litter, so I called them twisters.
by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011
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Black and white thinkers

Conservatives. They tend to think largely in terms of absolutes. Now don't get me wrong, absolute values are important - by no means do I support moral relativism - but it's necessary to recognize the many shades of grey involved in individual cases too. That is, after all, what situational ethics is all about.
I suspect that many of the conservatives I've met don't recognize these gray areas largely because of their absolutist religious upbringing.

A few scenarios:
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.

Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)

I had a much better example but the stupid character limit fucked me over.

See my future definition, Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder for that one.
I blame religion for turning so many conservatives into black and white thinkers.

And this is why I dislike religion - it so often stops people from thinking. If people were encouraged to think in terms of individual cases as opposed to coming to each and every unique situation with a preconceived bias (abortion is MURDER!)...well, I don't know. We might have a better world. Just maybe.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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Twisters

Gay men or bi-sexual men who attempt to get off sexually by twisting their own scrotums while defecating on another man's back. Difficult but intense!
I tried to hang at the club last night, there wuz too many twisters in the men's room there!
by JayDogBravo February 10, 2010
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Thirster

Equivalent to a thot; a girl who aggresively seeks male companionship.
Thirsters know what they want and how to get it fa dayz.
by lolodahoehoe May 11, 2014
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thingers

Thingers are misshaped thumbs that resemble fingers. Potentially advantageous in thumb wrestling or video games. Notable celebrity with thingers, Megan Fox.
I heard Juan stink-thingered that new hostess from the brew pub last night with his freaky E.T. looking thingers!!
by jb3rocks33 November 3, 2009
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Twinster

Siblings who are constantly mistaken for twins.
I went out with my twinster Sunday night and everyone did a double take.
by Conan O'Barbarian July 30, 2010
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