Thigh Highs

The clothing that unites the radical left and right

Rad right wing: shut up libtard
Rad left wing: You kill yourself you racist. I bet you don't even wear thigh highs
Rad right wing: I do wear thigh highs
Rad left wing: Maybe we can be friends after all

by Tobyvenom April 4, 2023

thigh slapper

An extremely long penis that slaps the thighs when doing anything naked

I went skinny dippin the other night with a bunch of hot chicks until Jeff jumped in with his big thigh slapper and took home all the pussy!

by pipelayer24 June 1, 2013

Thigh Cleavage

"Thigh Cleavage" is what it's called when your thighs touch, as opposed to having a thigh gap.

"Have you SEEN Kim Kardashian's thigh cleavage?! THAT SHIT IS HOT!!"

"Nothing gets me going like Marilyn Monroe's thigh cleavage."

by Iron Chef Bobby Flay August 18, 2013

thigh kink

when you are turned on by some nice thighs

bro, joshua definitely has a thigh kink. he gets off to jenna’s thunder thighs for sure

by gerard_ways.eyeliner April 25, 2021

colder than a nun's thigh

1 Cold to the point of being painful to touch. Associated with cold and hard as ice.
2 An object that cannot be made warm
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

I spent of a frosty January in the panhandle of Idaho, it was colder than a nun's thigh.

by rucus11 September 19, 2009

Thigh Fuck

When you fuck someone in the thighs with your dick. Have fun

Me: hey want to Thigh Fuck
Friend: WTF no why

by SlipperyButterBoi March 29, 2020

Thigh-Kiss

When your thighs are so meaty that they touch together effortlessly. Basically, the opposite of a thigh gap. Shout-out to all my males and females who have that thigh-kiss game! Mhmm, sexy.

Unless you naturally have a thigh gap, then I don't blame ya, but don't fucking dominate it like it's superior over a thigh-kiss.

"Why do so many people want thigh gaps? Shit, even the dog wants some beat on the bone. AH damn! You see that girl over there? Those outstanding thick thighs, ooh man! That's the perfect example of a THIGH-KISS!"

by Electric Eloquence April 6, 2015