spit the winkle

When someone sticks a garden hose up their ass & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and launches the high pressure stream of water out of their ass...ideally hitting someone in the face.

It was deemed that no example is needed for the term Spit the Winkle.

by Four Balls October 19, 2006

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Peri The Winkle

That one one guy in the squad who has the smallest penis. Often voted on every Friday the 13th.

"Blud, I got named the Peri the Winkle of the squad."
"That's peak Blud..."

by SkyWayneTheLordOfYourMemes May 16, 2016

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The Winkies

When you're so tired that you start acting all loopy, giggling at everything, making no sense, etc. Also referred to as being "sleepy-drunk."

Man, you should have heard the ridiculous stuff that Tiff started saying around 2AM. She had the winkies and she couldn't stop giggling at the word 'buttons.'

by Latishaz March 17, 2011

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spit the winkle

a past time (usually played in sober living houses) that involves inserting a 2 liter bottle full of warm water into your ass and then exerting pressure to eject the water as far as possible.

When he spit the winkle a chunk of poo hit the dog in the head. Then the dog ate it

by Jonnie Sack April 23, 2006

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