Falling down the well

coitus; sexual intercourse or oral sex on a woman.

Falling down the well during the picnic with my new girlfriend would be a real afternoon delight!

by Apres97 March 26, 2010

Doing the welsh

Compulsively lying and exaggerating, seeking attention with bullshit.

Devin said he had 70 grand to blow on a car but he was just doing the welsh

I pretended I crashed my street bike for attention but I was just doing the welsh

by Callingitasitis November 11, 2014

poison the well

A fucking amazing band that scream lyrics that actually mean something. The song "Nerdy" has a funny twist because its actually a love song, but its screamed.

Poison the Well is the best band I've ever heard.

by LaUrA -- AnDrOmEdA647 on AiM July 21, 2003

The Welder

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females face, paying special attention to the eye area. When female awakes, she will find it difficult to open her eyes, as they have been "welded" shut.

I gave my bitch 'the welder' last night.

by Sandrab August 2, 2011

Poison the Well

Best hardcore band ever. Not a screamo, emo, punk, pop-punk, indie, ska, hard rock, or metal band. Real hardcore. Since they are so great, this word can be used as an adjective to describe anything that is that awesome.

That chick is so poisonthewell, I need to get a piece of that right now.

by Cam April 26, 2004

The Wellerman

An absolute banger of a sea shanty

Hey bro you listened to The Wellerman yet? Hell yeah I have.

by Laggy1505 February 14, 2021

The Welsh See-saw

A sex position involving two women and a man. The man sits in between two women in a doggy position, with a strap-on tied to his back. Whilst thrusting into the woman in front, the man will lean back and using the strap-on thrust into the girl behind. Rinse, repeat.

I heard about this new sex position, it’s called the welsh see-saw, we NEED to try it!

by Bigdick69420blazeit May 23, 2019