The Sims 3

A game which requires a massive supercomputer from the year 3000 to run on its lowest settings.

Bob: The Sims 3 Was Released Today! I can't wait to play it on my laptop!
John: Good luck installing it dude...

by PCs are crap for video games June 2, 2009

The Sims

An Awesome Video Game Series Where You Pretty Much Look After A Mini You!
You Have To Feed it,Make It GO To The Bathroom and shit like that

Oh Crap My Sim Just Died From A Fire In The Sims

by Seagulls Of Satan October 1, 2008

the sims

An ingenious attempt by Maxis to make money by making so many expansion packs that people somehow cannot resist buying. Has a larger market than any other computer game as it's a game where both hardcore teenage male gamers and normal people can actually relate to.

Buying all of the expansion packs of the game individually would cost hundreds of dollars. Especially for those so impatient that they cannot wait for packs to merge the expansion packs together.

by inquilinekea July 3, 2005

the sims

A computer/Console game that simulates life.

A great source for sitcom ideas/material.

I'm writing a sitcom based on my family from the sims.

by Carl Harper April 28, 2008

The Sims

The father of all family simulations. The sims allows the player to exprience the suburban life, from falling in love to being a total wreck, the sims brought it all. The main protagonists/antagonists are the goths (Mortimer, Bella and Cassandra). As families move in and chaos brews up. There are zany and hilarious adventure for any sim fortunate/unfortunate enough to go here.

Even after its sequel the sims still remain known for being the father of creating household simulations.

by derek July 11, 2005

The Sims 4

The worst version of The Sims franchise. Lacking depth, lore, and a healthy company that listens to it's slowly dying fanbase as it slowly switches over to older games, like The Sims 2 (which is available on the Mac App Store and through the r/sims2help wiki!)

LOLA: OMG!! WHY DID YOU STOP PLAYING THE SIMS 4 UGGGHHHH
CONNIE: Because The Sims 2 & 3 are literally infinitely better
LOLA: OH MY GAHHHDDD

by Aspyr December 4, 2021

the sims online

Version of the sims in which you play online along with other people and are able interact with them, live with them, etc.

very addicting.

I'm going to come home from school, not do my homework and play the sims online.

by Sea and The Rhythm June 6, 2005