the day the sun shines out of my dick

an eccentric saying of non belief.

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007

Make hay while the sun shines

To do something while you have the time to do it.

I had some free time in class, so I made hay while the sun shone and did the extra assignment.

by o[M] May 16, 2004

shine the weasel

to jerk off, masturbate the penis

i'm going to watch some porn and shine the weasel.

by G1969 November 6, 2017

Shine the horn

“Shine the horn” means to have sex in a heterosexual manner, horn referring to a penis and shining it by having sex with a female

I’m going to hang out with my girlfriend and shine the horn.

I have some time off work and I’m going to party and shine the horn, then get back to work.

by Thomas Shelby 007 November 19, 2022

the ooh shiney disease

You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.

She has the ooh shiney disease because she seen it sparkle.

by Naynau February 21, 2018

Shine the shoe

A dance move where one flicks their ankle in a left to right motion while bending forward towards said ankle, shimmying your shoulders and moving your hands as if you were shining your shoe

Have you seen the way Rach does the "shine the shoe"? She's such a good dancer.

by shinemyshoe January 27, 2018

When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024