The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.

If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.

by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022

The Body Shop

A Lifestyle or Sex club where people go to exchange intimate and sexual acts. These clubs are friendly to Singles , Couples , and the LGBTQ community. Everything is consensual.

Mummy don’t know daddy’s getting hot at the body shop
Doing something unholy
-Unholy by Sam Smith

by Thebodyshop2 September 15, 2022

veranda over the toy shop

slang from Oz... Australia, describing a big belly.

Crickey! he's got quite the veranda over the toy shop.

by Alpino July 28, 2010

shop the jobsite

Stealing from a construction jobsite.

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.

by Worldhead December 4, 2009

visiting the flower shop

1. Losing your virginity.
2. Having sex with a virgin.

Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?

Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.

by overK May 6, 2008

body in the repair shop

When a girl on her period.

Patrícia was really acting bitchy today, was her body in the repair shop?

Sorry this isn't a good time, my body is in the repair shop...

Listen I would love to have sex in a few days when my body is not in the repair shop, its a sticky wicket right now.

by TheFrias November 6, 2013

exit through the gift shop

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps

Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

by Ricecake January 25, 2018