The Russian Santa Claus 

This is when you are titty fucking a girl while you are sitting on their face tea bagging their mouth.

Yo, last night i ended up giving that girl the Russian santa claus!

The Russian Santa Claus by 1 2 3 4 5 6 Se7en July 8, 2012

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation 

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.

You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022

The Russian Candy Cane 

You punch a girl in the face, to make her nose bleed, while you cum all over her face.

That girl's face never looked the same after she got the Russian Candy Cane on Christmas Eve.

The Russian Candy Cane by Charlie & Meg March 6, 2011

The Russian Mitten 

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.

"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."

The Russian Mitten by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009

the russian bulldozer 

A sexual act in which one dominates their partner with a bowling pin while the recipient chugs a bottle of vodka.

"Man i was smashed after me and my man did the russian bulldozer!"

the russian bulldozer by Killsmokiestyxx March 16, 2020

The Russel Crowe Method 

To finish off ridiculously quick while in a sexual act such as intercourse or skullfucking.

The other night my girlfriend was being a cunt, so when we had intercourse i used the Russel Crowe Method on that bitch.

The Russel Crowe Method by Pat Yates August 27, 2009

The Russian Tennis Geyser 

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

The Russian Tennis Geyser by puebner May 24, 2014