Raccoon

a girl who wears so much eye make up that she looks like a raccoon

raccoon

by fyslova October 22, 2010

Raccoon

The crackheads of the Animal Kingdom

"Damn raccoons got into the trash again!

by DeepFriedDump February 13, 2019

raccoon

A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)

Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.

by Cliet May 17, 2006

raccoonating

The process by which the skin under one's eyes becomes more and more purple as the amount of sleep they are deprived of increases.

It must be finals week, my eyes are totally raccoonating.

by gotonull January 3, 2008

Raccooning

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.

The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.

by Sdumas29 November 4, 2017

Raccoon

Nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.

*While camping*
Guy 1: Those raccoons shredded our aluminum foil! There wasn't even any food on it! Why would they do that?
Guy 2: Because they are nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.

by Dan30 July 4, 2012

Raccooning

The act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else's plate, and leaving them with the check.

Watiress: "May I take your order, Sir?"

Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."

by Lancer Manion June 30, 2011