Raccoon

A person that wears black eyeliner frequently

Person 1- Omfg shes a raccoon
Person 2- STFU

by Joel Bossy December 06, 2006

Raccoon

a girl who wears so much eye make up that she looks like a raccoon

raccoon

by fyslova October 22, 2010

Raccoon

The crackheads of the Animal Kingdom

"Damn raccoons got into the trash again!

by DeepFriedDump February 14, 2019

raccoon

A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)

Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.

by Cliet May 10, 2006

raccoonating

The process by which the skin under one's eyes becomes more and more purple as the amount of sleep they are deprived of increases.

It must be finals week, my eyes are totally raccoonating.

by gotonull December 08, 2007

Raccooning

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.

The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.

by Sdumas29 November 02, 2017

Raccoon

Nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.

*While camping*
Guy 1: Those raccoons shredded our aluminum foil! There wasn't even any food on it! Why would they do that?
Guy 2: Because they are nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.

by Dan30 June 27, 2012