The hottest being known in existence. Her very presence rocks the core of the universe. Her sheer strength is impossibly incalculable. Her kindness is enough to melt the coldest of hearts. Her voice is soothing like the wind on a spring day. A master musician and Godly chef. She is more fantastical than any rain, AND she got cake for days.
by wingedcurse August 03, 2022
1. Someone who secretly thinks he is dumb, and dedicates his life to making other people, usually impressionable young women, think he is smart using financial coercion and ultimatums.
2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
Typical College Girl: Professor, can you tell me what's going to be on the test?
Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.
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Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?
Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?
Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.
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Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?
Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?
by im so damn bored May 09, 2011
by Bigboi68.5 March 15, 2019
A person you make up to get out of a situation or add to a story to make it sound more realistic. Comes from Season 2 Episode 9 of Community, when Jeff Winger, (Played by Joel McHale), made up a fake professor to get a free community college credit. The person being made up usually ends up getting called out, and people realize that the guy who made him up is a huge liar.
Person 1: Dude, I was at this party and this chick Jessica totally walked up and started making out with me! You can ask my friend John if you don't believe me!
Person 2: I think this "John" is a total Professor Professorson.
Person 2: I think this "John" is a total Professor Professorson.
by SnakeonPlane November 28, 2010
by Craig April 08, 2005
Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."
Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."
Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."
Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.
Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.
Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.
by detective kim April 21, 2020
Professor Cal, AKA Cal, California, or Calaway (Daddy) is husband and will forever be husband. He is nice, funny and he has one of the best voices I have ever hear in my entire life.
by Girlfriend material November 22, 2020