painting the door 

something you make up so you dont have to watch football with your high school friends

High school friends: hi chris, do you want to join us today for the football games?
Chris: No, im painting the door

High school friends: Grow up Chris, you'll never be invited again

painting the door by #celebjihad November 16, 2014

Painting the Fence 

The act of a guy rubbing his scholong up and down the outer vagina making the female "wet". Hence, like using paintbrush motions. UP&DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I painted that bitches fence until she screamed for me to put it in her snatch!

Painting the Fence by M&R November 27, 2004

Painting the walls

{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.

I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.

Painting the walls by Kirk September 6, 2005

Painting the Speedbump 

During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.

Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.

Painting the Speedbump by Traffic Police March 25, 2010

painting the deck furniture 

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

painting the deck furniture by h-dub July 28, 2004

painting the sheets 

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

painting the sheets by yung lemon September 13, 2016

Painting the garage 

the act of providing oral pleasure to a female.

Jim is painting the garage, Sue is happy.

A husband with a happy wife, probably paints the garage often.

Painting the garage by GW Thrilla April 9, 2009