My country: above Belgium and next to Germany. The beautifull Northsea creating a coast with lots of beaches.
Very modern with very big city's but also small ones. Famous designers for shoes, clothes and bling-bling.
And NO we don't wear wooden shoes, that's like 300 years ago lol! The windmile is very rare here, because it's so boring! :P
The weather is either good or bad, it depends. Our language is cool and we use many weird expressions such as: Dat breekt mijn klomp
( That breaks my wooden shoe )as in: I'm suprised by this, Im shocked
Our gouverment is very soft, the jails are like hotels with playstations and it's legal to have 5 grams of weed/pod/dutch with you!!!
Very modern with very big city's but also small ones. Famous designers for shoes, clothes and bling-bling.
And NO we don't wear wooden shoes, that's like 300 years ago lol! The windmile is very rare here, because it's so boring! :P
The weather is either good or bad, it depends. Our language is cool and we use many weird expressions such as: Dat breekt mijn klomp
( That breaks my wooden shoe )as in: I'm suprised by this, Im shocked
Our gouverment is very soft, the jails are like hotels with playstations and it's legal to have 5 grams of weed/pod/dutch with you!!!
Dutch person A: Alles goed?
Dutch person B: Ach doe gezond man, wat is niau?!
Dutch person A: Je bent een sjembek dat zeurt maar je weet niet wastkeburt :P
Dutch person B: stfu....
Dutch person B: Ach doe gezond man, wat is niau?!
Dutch person A: Je bent een sjembek dat zeurt maar je weet niet wastkeburt :P
Dutch person B: stfu....
by Robinio June 13, 2005
Get the netherlandsmug. a fictional place where peter pan lives, fights with captain hook and all the widdle orphans live forever. and wendy would lose her bloody button and then make out with jeremy sumpter.
by badkisser April 17, 2006
Get the netherlandsmug. Ofcourse it's (...)ing boring here, but the UK is nothing better, shut up Sjembek. *superiority feeling* Anyway. The country now known as Belgium was once part of Holland, untill they stood up against the dutch king for letting them slack off. Now we have a frikkin small country and make fun of the Belgian people. The Netherlands are known for the Delta Works, which is a wonder of the modern world. We invented some snacks like Kroket and Frikandel, etc. Things like wooden shoes, windmills etc. are all in the past, although some still wear it, for example farmers. We are also known for tulips, weed, red light district and eating raw fish.
by Jan peter Balkenende October 16, 2005
Get the Netherlandsmug. by TheBerries October 22, 2014
Get the Netherlandsmug. by Guy Incognito1 August 8, 2006
Get the netherlandsmug. A post-colonial novel by Joseph O'Neill about A Dutch, cricket playing banker who has trouble adjusting to life in New York, plays cricket, and and rambles on about it.
P.S: It is officially gone B.O.A (Barack Obama Approved)
"A great book"
P.S: It is officially gone B.O.A (Barack Obama Approved)
"A great book"
Dave: How the fick did Chuck die in Netherland? O'Neill is such a wanker for not explaining it.
Phil: It's a shit book, so why should you care?
Dave(with a resentful expression): True
Phil: LOL! XD Havent you heard, Taspinar is Chuck risen from the dead! Only the messiah could deliver such monologues.
Dave: WHAAAAAAT!
Phil: Chuck's out of time and space, you know... or did you not know that?
Phil: It's a shit book, so why should you care?
Dave(with a resentful expression): True
Phil: LOL! XD Havent you heard, Taspinar is Chuck risen from the dead! Only the messiah could deliver such monologues.
Dave: WHAAAAAAT!
Phil: Chuck's out of time and space, you know... or did you not know that?
by slinshady October 8, 2009
Get the Netherlandmug. . their fascist dictator is AableKadoosh.
When aablekadoosh came into power and into his ex, they took over the kingdo of cleves. then they took oldenburg. then they took burgundy, normandy, and france. The cold war between toulouse was long. his ally, savoy was being attacked by toulouse, switzerland, and venice. there were massive armies on both sides. But then, the attack was on. Toulouse was miraculously defeated. Netherlands turned on savoy and ate them. The war between castile and aragon in iberia was won by aragon and portugal crushing castile from both sides. Portugal was a spy freak and was rich and got lots of information. Netherlands didnt like that so they crushed portugal. It felt weird aragon being surrounding by netherlands and the ocean. so netherlands ended the misery and crushed aragon. Bavaria and Bohemia crushed the small nations and wanted to rule the world together. Ifriqiya, who owned modern day texas, austria and the majority of africa attacked bavaria, bohemia secretly turned on bavaria. toigether the three nations crushed bavaria and rid the world of evil until...
A new leader awas leading The teutonic Order in modern day poland. he has a massive army considering his tiny size. He sent thousands of naval invasions to the mainland and to the mass of north american colonies controlled by netherlands. netherlands was crushed after his friends died of natural causes and was forced to stay in the iberian peninsula. netherlands commited suicide. not real
When aablekadoosh came into power and into his ex, they took over the kingdo of cleves. then they took oldenburg. then they took burgundy, normandy, and france. The cold war between toulouse was long. his ally, savoy was being attacked by toulouse, switzerland, and venice. there were massive armies on both sides. But then, the attack was on. Toulouse was miraculously defeated. Netherlands turned on savoy and ate them. The war between castile and aragon in iberia was won by aragon and portugal crushing castile from both sides. Portugal was a spy freak and was rich and got lots of information. Netherlands didnt like that so they crushed portugal. It felt weird aragon being surrounding by netherlands and the ocean. so netherlands ended the misery and crushed aragon. Bavaria and Bohemia crushed the small nations and wanted to rule the world together. Ifriqiya, who owned modern day texas, austria and the majority of africa attacked bavaria, bohemia secretly turned on bavaria. toigether the three nations crushed bavaria and rid the world of evil until...
A new leader awas leading The teutonic Order in modern day poland. he has a massive army considering his tiny size. He sent thousands of naval invasions to the mainland and to the mass of north american colonies controlled by netherlands. netherlands was crushed after his friends died of natural causes and was forced to stay in the iberian peninsula. netherlands commited suicide. not real
netherlands forever.
by Fascist New Hampshirite November 17, 2021
Get the netherlandsmug.