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canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake
"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"
by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015
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Good lenses, bad frames

Describing someone who gives a bad first impression but is actually a good person. Someone who doesn't appear to be competent, yet is extremely capable at what he/she does.
Dr. Bruce is a spaz, but he's one of the best doctors I know. You wouldn't know it by looking at him...good lenses, bad frames.
by Carollafan2 April 10, 2009
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Lense dart

When you are able to shoot a very solid turd directly at the camera lense.
Last night I was filming content for my onlyfans and was able to achieve a perfect lense dart
by Frankie Armstrong August 18, 2023
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lense dart

When you are able to shoot a very solid turd directly at the camera lense
Last night I was filming content for my onlyfans and captured a perfect "lense dart"
by Frankie Armstrong August 18, 2023
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fatboy lenses

When you look back on an old crush, and realize that they were never attractive at all... you were just looking at them through sad, desperate "fatboy lenses".

It's like having beer goggles while being sober.
"Oh man, I ran into Jess the other day. She's so queer looking. I must have been looking at her through my fatboy lenses back at school"
by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010
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Gucci lenses

Everything is fine. Synonym to Good or nice or sweet
Typically used as a response to a statement or incident. Generally as a way to express that everything is ok.
"Hey Jesus someone hit your truck??"

"Yeah but it's didn't even get a dent. Her car got damaged but she rear ended me. We're Gucci lenses"
by Lawdjesus October 25, 2023
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The lense

When you cum in a woman's eye and spit on it at the same time and acts as an eye lense and her vision becomes blurry so you proceed to put contact lenses above the lens layer.
Connor: Guess what dude! Rebecca let me do the lense on her
by bigdaddybrozo February 24, 2021
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