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valley of the kings

Swindon - valley of the kings.
by VXL July 17, 2004
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valley of the kings

A place in Egypt-the tourism capital of Africa.
There be big pyramids there
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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The kingslayer

Cutting off ones hand and then masturbating in the hope of finishing before you bleed out. Using a picture of a sibling is recommended but not manditory.
Man it sucks Jamie only has one hand left for high fives because that dude pulled off the kingslayer in record time.
by Stoodge101 July 28, 2016
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The Kingsbray Chookie

The name of an infamous greyhound from the city of Perth, Western Australia... was known for molesting sheep and incurring extensive medical debts due to an inability to poo. Used in the terms of random conversation starters, inability to handle awkward silences and also to confuse the other members of a conversation.
Neil: So, I was waiting for the bus yesterday and realized just as I was about to get on that I ......... THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!

Friend: What!?!?!? Wtf is a Kingsbray Chookie?

Neil: THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!!!!
by The Kingsbray Chookie May 15, 2019
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we the kings

the greatest band of all time. they're based in tennessee.
my favorite song of theirs is check yes juliet
i wish i could go to the we the kings concert in march!!
by stupid sophomore February 6, 2008
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The Kinksters

A bunch of rowdy roarin' horny bastards who never stop "keepin' it kinky".
When tickled they pee, espically their mascot B.B the BONDAGE BUNNY! Who ::classified:: tried to seduce but failed ='(

Kinksters enjoy HALO and the german snow white and the seven dawrfs- the one with the sexy twist.
Keep it kinky or don't keep anything
by YIKES August 30, 2004
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The kings school

Founded some time in the past, the original students are now teaching at the school. Certain teachers are ancient and are at risk of dying suddenly when approached with a question concerning the headmaster's unwanted books on leadership.
Certain Boys in Year 10 2007 should be exterminated, the names of which will not be released in this.. blog?

Unless of course your name happens to be
-Michael
-Christopher
-Lachlan
-James
-Thomas or
-Daniel.

There are now THREE students remaining in the year who have not been named, and their privacy will be repected.

We at your sister school have a short message for all of you:

No matter how much we despise the discos we have with you,
no matter how boring it is that you all come dressed the same,
and no matter how much it annoys us that you never take into consideration HOW MUCH TIME it takes to get us to look that slutty,

we will continue attending your boring discos, simply because we have no other social gatherings to attend, or because our Year Co-Ordinator is an absolute LEGEND and deserves a medal, and he puts a lot of work into organising these discos, so we go just to make him happy.

We love you ERNIE!!

thankyou.
that is all.
Dam, there are very few boys at The Kings School worth going to those boring discos for!

There is one single Tara Girl Who has an unspoken obsession for the boys at The Kings School, and she lives near the beach...

The Kings School consists of gorilla like creatures, most of whom are named Michael, Christopher, Lachlan, James, Thomas or Daniel.
by OMGLIKEWTFSHUTUP December 13, 2008
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