joo

Internet slang the word "you" or "your" (possessive)

Headstrong owns joo kids.

by CFX February 2, 2003

joo

One of God's better jokes. In some Chinese languages, transliterated words for 'pork' or 'pig' is 'joo' or 'ju'. Of course in New York and Israel there's a homonym, for a person of a belief that doesn't (or claims they don't) eat 'joo', they are also known as jew.

Beef Niu ro Knee-oh – row
Chicken Ji ro Jee – row
Pork Zhu ro Joo – row

by Forte July 20, 2004

Joo

Name of the popular pornstar with massive nipples. Capable of lactating at will.

When I squeeze my nipples just a tad, milk squirts out.
The Joo owns you.
Elfshopper.

by Charlie March 12, 2005

joos

Someone who is very stingy (often associate with the connotation of being a jew).

After segal called "not it" for driving, everyone responded with a hearty "joos!"

by kramebang January 17, 2005

Joo

A Joo is any fake person of Jewish decent that is Jewish when it is only convient, usually to get out of class's or to get more gifts around holidays. (Passover, Hanukah, any other Jewish holiday). These people also preach on those day and sport their token Star of David symbol.

Natalie Lynn the biggest Joo From Bloomsburg High School

by BIznatch311 April 27, 2006

joo

Internet slang term for you, seen commonly in Counter-Strike.

Joo next, biatch!

by rezzix November 14, 2002

joo

A jewish man's semen/love fluid/manjuice, AKA "GOO"

Jew + Goo = JOO

I'd give that girl a white coat (see white coat) with my joo

by Albert11 February 13, 2008