The Italian Clench - Imagine
missionary sex, but instead of locking eyes, the male
counterpart locks their legs and arms firmly around their partner, creating an Italian Clench. In order to complete the Italian Clench, the partner on top must wrap all
extremities around their partner to create a pretzel like formation, all the while, thrusting only with their hips.
Carmela: How was your date with Chad last night?
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?!
That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was
getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...
Ethan: Dude, did you end up
getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.