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The Italian Clench 

The Italian Clench - Imagine missionary sex, but instead of locking eyes, the male counterpart locks their legs and arms firmly around their partner, creating an Italian Clench. In order to complete the Italian Clench, the partner on top must wrap all extremities around their partner to create a pretzel like formation, all the while, thrusting only with their hips.
Carmela: How was your date with Chad last night?
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...

Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.

The Italian Syndrome

Occurs when someone feels that he's getting played while dating. He doesn't want to get played, so he lets his partner decide their status. Usually puts an end to the relationship.
Dude, you're doing it again, that's the Italian syndrome.
The Italian Syndrome by Romi Kl. February 4, 2022

The Italian twist

When a man and a woman are having sex then then man hangs from the ceiling fan hitting the woman in the head with his dick
Yo bro did you hear Sam did the Italian twist with Cary, shit was crazy

The Italian Feather 

The male act of lying down on a bed while both feet are placed into a single-loop knot which is attached to a pulley system. Then a female partner pulls on the pulley system which results in the male being positioned upside down. The female then proceeds to perform oral sex on the genitalia while tickling the male's asshole with a feather.

Optional: Male can also nibble on female's genitalia as per request.

Note: For maximum satisfaction it is recommended to use a rare blue peacock feather as this greatly stimulates the asshole.
Did you hear Big Ron just can seem to get himself off normally so he hooked up a pulley system and called Raquelle who came over and performed "The Italian Feather".
The Italian Feather by BigRONmcCON February 21, 2011

The Italian Job 

Is when a man is fucking a woman and in the middle of the session he sticks a spicy meatball up in her butthole. Right before he blows his load they switch to the 69 position and she suck him off and similtanously poops the meatball in his mouth and he eats it.
I was dancing all night at a retro-disco and worked up quite an appetite. This was however extinquished when a girl gave me The Italian Job.
The Italian Job by a-fall April 18, 2008

The Italian Ice

The act of ejaculating into a vagina which then proceeds to oral sex on said vagina.
Honey, I don't see the italian ice anywhere on this menu.
The Italian Ice by jclilly October 30, 2008