Hey you with the face...

A stupid phrase that equally stupid people say to get the attention of another person. Often said just for the fucks of it to annoy anyone that is in sounds reach.

Moron: Hey you with the face... Rndm Guy: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!! Moron: Hey you with the face, chill the fuck out!! Rndm Guy: I will kick you in the spine!!

by Xero _ Manifest November 18, 2010

but hey, it was on the band bus

Phrase stating that you should void what happened and it should not mean much. The band bus is merely a reference back to a bus driving home on a dark night. So making out with that girl next to you was not a big deal.

Guy: i cant believe Sarah lol
Girl: whattt?
Guy: makin out with robbie
Guy: and me
Guy: a week after me
Guy: in time
Guy: but hey
Girl: told you!!
Guy: but hey, it was on the band bus
Girl: yeah the band bus of crazy horny maniacs lol

by Joe AaaaaaaAaaAaA Joe December 21, 2008

Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.

What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

by QuacksO February 28, 2020

Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addictwd to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

If Someone Shook Their Genitals Twice Then hey Slept On The Side

If Someone Shook Their Genitals Twice Then hey Slept On The Side

If Someone Shook Their Genitals Twice Then hey Slept On The Side

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

The Heyne

A very special breakfast for a very special boy or girl. Traditionally one griddle cake served with a sausage patty on the side, but it can be applied to whatever your perfect breakfast is. Pronounced "heinie."

TGIF, I'm going to have The Heyne this morning!
I'm so hungover. The Heyne sounds amazing right now.
Kids, we're having The Heyne for dinner tonight!

by A-A-Ron-168 February 20, 2019