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The Five Knights

A group of wild, insane, weird and creepy friends who're are dorks and formed a group named the 5 knights one day in grade 5 and still use it to this day cause they be weird!!!
- who are those freaks running around the school yard like weirdos

- the five knights they weird

- ya no duh!

*joins the group in their fun*
by Movi3junki3_42 May 19, 2017
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The Five Fingered Brown

When fisting someone in the anus, and coming out with fecies on your hand or fingers
Pedro was so drunk, that he went home and recieved The Five Fingered Brown from his wife.
by Juice21 March 6, 2007
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The five star swing

an optical illusion-it makes your penis look an inch or so bigger.
cup your ball sack with 3 fingers (middle finger to pinky) and then wrap your index finger and your thumb around the penis, circulate thumb and finger and then your penis should start to swing around through 360 degrees. after a while of this procedure your penis appears to have grown a considerable amount without becoming erect
incredible!
"Hey lads, i did The five star swing again last night and my penis grew again; unbelivable"
by Cadgey101 May 1, 2008
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the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head
by Shit-face June 29, 2008
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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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The five f's

A stupid students report card Math-F English-F Science-F Geography-F LOTE-F
Student 1: Aww man, i got the five f's
Student 2: You suck, your adopted!
by brndnnrtn July 11, 2009
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