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The Former Guy (#TFG)

The Former Guy (#TFG) got his ass beat by Joe Biden in the 2020 election and oozed back down to Russialago where he's perving on underage girls, playing golf, and fantasizing about stopping an imaginary steal of his fake presidency
by Uncle Joosie April 30, 2021
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The Former Shaper's "Gym"

In Hipperholme, Halifax. Situated on the A58 road, opposite Hipperholme Grammar.

Infamous for the lack of equiptment, deficiency of money invested and the owner, DIRTY LIN.

If you ever previously went to this lame excuse for a gym, i feel sorry for you.

If you have ever encountered Dirty Lin, possibly the most horrible person you will encounter, i feel sorry for you.

The best piece of news from this sh*t hole, was the closement of it last November.

The building still stands to this day. And although dirty Lin is long gone, the memories will haunt those who have experienced.
Covo bout The former shaper's "gym"

Andy: "Ever went to so called Dirty Lin's?"
Matt: "Yeah, went for two weeks, still gives me nightmares!".
by WhoRya? February 19, 2009
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the former yugoslav republic of macedonia

A country north of the Greece state of Macedonia. Its capital is Skopje. It was formerly part of the communist republic of Yugoslavia.
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I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder
I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder
by Spatro August 15, 2021
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Up the farter

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female
Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "
by John Gaskell September 17, 2005
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the office of the former president

On January 25th, 2021, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” The Office will be responsible for managing Mr. Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance his "America first" agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.

This official office is acknowledged by over 70 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.
Never before was there an office of the president elect, or the office of the former president, guess Trump just likes building new things :)
by BDHN January 26, 2021
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Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day
Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.
by Actualcrispy October 6, 2020
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