Div

A dozy person, who's perhaps a bit stupid, or just vacant.

Marni: *kisses teeth* Don't like English, bruv. Miss is such a div I don't learn nothing in her lessons, so I go to Sir's English class. He is well a div; just lets me sit in the corner doing nothing

by Whoremonger April 14, 2008

divvy div div

british slang for stupid // tom holland's and harrison osterfield's nick names for friendship

" oh you divvy div div !! "

by heyoooopp December 03, 2019

Divs

Nice, sweet, gorgeous, awesome, cool, great, peng, fire

The cake was proper divs, as was the waiter.

by Shontishar June 19, 2019

Div

Word used by idiots to describe someone they think is an idiot (but actually is not).

Usually used wrongly or affectionately.

What a div.

Shut up you div.

by Brringo March 02, 2022

Div

Someone who gets a tattoo but doesn't know where! Possibly balding, tanned and knocking on a bit! :)

Oh hey! I'm getting a Tattoo.
Where you getting it done?
On my arm.
I meant the studio you Div!

by MrCoolio July 02, 2013

div

A customized layout used for Myspace.

My new div took me 2 days to make.

by Jfender24 August 08, 2007

Div

The nickname for a five star (or three star) chef, A voracioous blogger and constant and loyal companion. Known for thoughtful birthday presents, pigtails, lavish generosity and teflon frying pans.
If you know a Div, your life will be ENRICHED.

Div made me a lobster souffle on saturday, The Ritz pales in comparison to his/her food.

by ILoveNom October 25, 2011