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dont chop the dinosaur, daddy

1. a phrase used when a small child's father is masturbating and they want him to stop
2. can also be used in role play situations - said by a girl to a boy
1. "Dont chop the dinosaur, daddy!!"
2. "I'll chop your dinosaur anyday ;)"
by clovertwig June 29, 2011
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hide the dinosaur

As a male-to-female pre-op Transgender person, to conceal your penis while in a situation in which it would normally be visible, ie: in a swimsuit.
Before her operation, do you think Caitlyn Jenner had to hide the dinosaur?
by CapnNigel September 23, 2015
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walk the dinosaur

to go out in public without any boxers/briefs underneath your clothes so your junk is bouncing around for all to see
by kristenssn December 28, 2008
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lazarous the dinosaur king

the king of all dinosaurs he shits fire and rules all of dinoland, his hobbies include;solving puzzles,eating children, and recking havok in tokyo, he loves to wooping godzillas big green arse. he then later turns into lazarous the dino slayer.
"whoa is that a pineapple no thats me, wait who are you, oh man im on my own, theres that pineapple again.......LAZAROUS THE DINOSAUR KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by wayno94 January 15, 2009
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Slide down the dinosaur

When a woman wants to have intimate relations with an older man, especially when that man is a cuckolded husband or otherwise less-than-capable partner. Also could be an old, trusty dildo that's well-used.
She was bored with her household chores, so instead chose to slide down the dinosaur.
by biatch'ho August 20, 2009
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tie off the dinosaur

Guy 1: "Hey dude! I was just about tie off the dinosaur, wanna join?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, lets not, thats how Bradley Nowell died!"
by LBCSublimeStyleez May 29, 2008
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Killing the Dinosaur

Ejaculation of the male reproductive organs.
Kyle: Dude, billy's killing the dinosaur as we speak. Sick
by Towelie McStevenson July 11, 2006
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