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The Coronacaust

The Coronacaust refers to the hundreds of thousands killed in the early 2020's as a direct result of the Coronavirus known as Covid-19, indirectly due to the sometimes incompetently managed government response, and as a result of acts of protest against measures designed to safeguard those lives.

Victims: Primarily included the elderly, handicapped and persons with pre-existing conditions, but also minorities and low-wage workers on the 'front line' deemed essential to the manufacturing and sale of food and other items on the commercial market. Largely considered expendeable by some due to Ageism, Ableism, Racism and Classism.
My grandmother died in The Coronacaust in 2020.
by Northerly May 9, 2020
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The Coronavirus Pull Out Method

Whilst walking in public, either maskless or not, if you must get closer than 6 feet to another unknown human, hold in your breath, as to not inhale their exhale, scent, biome or any potential germs as you pass by. A theory suggested by a 24 year old ex NCAA college football player living at home with their parents in Southern California. Personal clinical studies have shown promise and potential.
"Damn, I'm waking on a some what narrow sidewalk and there is another unknown human walking towards me" "I can often smell through my mask and feel as if their germs fly into the wind behind them" "I shall hold my breath to lower my chances of inhaling whatever they may be exhaling" Thus, The Coronavirus Pull Out Method" was born

Also know as the CPOM "strateegerie" as the great Will Farrel would say.
by highdeas.greatness February 18, 2021
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The Coronavirus

A virus that fucked humanity up enough that it's not just a coronavirus, it is THE Coronavirus.
by Psycho Llama May 25, 2021
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Kissing The Coronavirus

1: A book written by M.J Edwards.

2. The act of licking a public surface and getting covid-19.
1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Man, did you see Person 1? Mans was out here kissing the coronavirus
by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020
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Kissing The Coronavirus

1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020

2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later
1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago
by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020
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The Coroners

"Shayla got the coroners."
by TH16 April 14, 2021
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rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.
Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".
by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020
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