fox guarding the chicken coop

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.

Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."

by Rick Virginia May 30, 2009

Pissing like the Co-op horse

A lengthy stand up piss, making lots of noise and seemingly never ending.

Co-op horse - used to pull the milk float in years gone by.

He must have been on the boys lager last night , lsten , he's pissing like the Co-op horse

by oldmanbeforemytime March 2, 2010

fly the co-op

To escape, to get away.

The Hendersons found the cocktail party rather dull and decided to fly the co-op.

by Maria Jose September 18, 2006

Floop the cooper

When you have to re-adjust your junk in public.

My dick kept getting stuck to my leg so I had to "floop the cooper".

by Angreebrackjuan March 5, 2019

The Coopers Arms

Where Lee has a cheeky beer

“Did you see how hungover Lee got in The Coopers arms last night?”

by JerryMan123 September 25, 2020

the cooper temple clause

the best band to ever grace this earth.
didz hammond , ben gautrey , kieran mahon , tom bellamy , dan fisher . jon harper

i think they are really cool and should reunite.

they never made a bad song , thats so iconic of them

person 1: "hey what are you listening to? that might be the best song i've ever heard in my life"
person 2: "oh i'm listening to the cooper temple clause, they're so great"

by the cooper temple clause fan January 31, 2021

The Cooper Guarantee

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.

The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.

by Coop Dupe September 7, 2023