Hit the Barn

To go off somewhere and take a dump.

I'll be right back....gotta go hit the barn.

by henry73 September 11, 2005

Flag

Get the Hit the Barn mug.

Horse left the barn

When crap your pants trying to hold it in.

Nancy: are you ok rob
Rob: nope, the horse left the barn, I'm gonna have to change.

by Robert billfuse November 17, 2019

Flag

Get the Horse left the barn mug.

bet my balls to the barn door

Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.

I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

by Gak gak attack December 21, 2021

Flag

Get the bet my balls to the barn door mug.

Dropping a deuce that is so wet and disgusting that even once the toilet has been flushed brown streaks are visible in the toilet bowl, esp. in the area around the drain.

It is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.

I am really worried that I will paint the barn in my girlfriends bathroom tonight. I ate falafel for lunch and ... I am feeling the bubbling of some sticky turds already.

by A. J. Cockandballs October 3, 2007

Flag

Get the Paint the Barn mug.

Crack the barn

When one goes to bed with the intention of beating their meat.

See you guys later! I'm boutta crack the barn for the night

by Shwarfingstyle March 5, 2019

Flag

Get the Crack the barn mug.

Raising The Barn

A form of the Eiffel Tower (Sexual Position), smothered in condensed milk (can be substituted for condensed coconut milk for dietary restrictions), in which three partners go to town. Picture the yogurt skittles commercial.

Shit dawg - I had to shower twice after raising the barn last night.

by TheOnlyGio801 June 16, 2023

Flag