the wizard

Farting into your hand, then throwing it at someone with a wizardly gesture.

"Oh man, someone just pulled a wizard on me!"

The Wizard: Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Fart!

by Hecuter September 8, 2007

The Wizard's Council

When a man gets head while playing world of warcraft (other fantasy games may count).

"Many warriors seek the wizard's council, but few have received the it."

by Wstubler January 2, 2008

smizzle the wizzle

this means quite literally to smoke the weeed man. usually used in a kinda way that only pot heads look forward to sayin. hey any chance to smizzle the wizle is a great chance for anyone.

yoooooo man.........um u wanna....smizzle the wizzle and get fumando!!!

by PISAN December 2, 2004

Off to see the wizard

Using drugs or other types of mind altering substances, usually marijuana.

Note: with multiple persons "We're off to see the wizard" is also applicable.

dude#1--"I'm off to see the wizard, catch ya later dude"

dude#2--"seriously man, you suck!"

by Sebhatu December 1, 2010

the wizzard of croz

Sidney Crosby is the wizzard of croz

man1-did you go to the penguins game lastnight man?

man2-yeah you know i had to go see the wizzard of croz work some magic

by JonnyHopkins April 20, 2010

the wizard of floyd

Also referred to as The Dark Side Of OZ, when watching The Wizard Of OZ, listen to Pink Floyd's album Dark Side Of The Moon.
Start track 1 from the album right as the lion roar's the second time, at the beginning.
Doing this has an odd synchronization, however Pink Floyd has came out and said that it is merely a coincidence.
A lot of people who listen and watch also trip shrooms, making for a truly intense experience :)

'Yo man, did you like The Wizard Of Floyd?' 'Yeah man, I was trippin balls'

by adam skywalka November 24, 2013

The Wizel

When you get gaped so large that you can shoot soccer balls out of your ass

"I did the wizel to patrick last night"

by Ha13HA October 8, 2019