Village idiot

Another name for a penis, because it can make you do stupid shit.

"Man, last night I fucked a fatty because I was thinking with the Village Idiot."

by wesley scudworth January 20, 2006

The village idiot

Homer Simpson.

<Homer> Stupid grill! Why won't you light? The gas is on full-blast!
<Bart> You better stick your head in and see what's going on.
<Homer> Good idea!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 9, 2003

Village Idiot

Donald Trump

Dude 1: Gee, this Trump guy is the village idiot of the world. He really

makes me miss George W.Bush
Dude 2: Let's smoke some pot

by HeddyHo August 12, 2017

Village Idiot

A person widely known in their community for their stupidity and ignorant behavior.

Throughout the history of time, Barack Obama qualifies as the king of all village idiots.

by junecleaver September 30, 2010

Village Idiot With Cash

Ready to roll.

Guy 1: Tell Mike I'm village idiot with cash.

Guy 2: OK. Let's do this.

by SHLA July 20, 2012

global village idiot

One who tries to live in the modern world and make use of technology, but is still basically stupid or ignorant; or one who is colossally stupid, ignorant on grand scale, a sort of überidiot, perhaps the very stupidest person in the world. Formed by combining the term global village with village idiot.

Did you see the way that Richard used his digital camera to take a picture of his computer screen so that he could make a hard copy of the report he wrote? What a global village idiot.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

Village idiot

A very dumb man with a chode that likes to get pegged. Usually likes to be stepped on by dominant men, and likes to dress up in dressed.

I'm gonna peg the village idiot cause he has a chode

by jackhogn March 3, 2025