kentucky vacuum cleaner

1. The act of sucking a dick until it's purple while the male is eating KFC.

2. The act of putting your significant others genitals in a vacuum cleaner while giving anal. This usually involves 2 males. Then after the process, you both enjoy a bucket of popcorn chicken.

3. The act of getting a blowjob while your significant other is shitting in a bucket of KFC and then eating it afterwards and feeding it to each other.

Bro, my friend John and I did the Kentucky Vacuum Cleaner last night. It was awesome.

by B n'J December 29, 2016

Drilling vacuum cleaner

When you are fucking your partner who is on their period and you summon all your strength to turn your knob into a vacuum cleaner and suck up the period

Bruh I turned into a drilling vacuum cleaner last night in bed

by Low tier bullshit February 09, 2021

Mexican Vacuum Cleaner

During sex the female’s asshole will suck on the males penis super hard until it starts losing circulation, and eventually falls off

Karla gave me the phatest Mexican vacuum cleaner last night, I had to go to the hospital

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 20, 2019

Henry the vacuum cleaner

Is a vaccum cleaner which cleans things up. And has a face on it. :)

"Did you know that Luke p, the one that lives in Bristol, uses Henry the vaccum cleaner to clean himself up after doing you know what, sometimes it does it for him ;)" said a normal person

"Wow that's horrible, only real crazy people would do that" replied another normal person.

Henry the vacuum cleaner. We love you.

by IKNOWWHEREYOULIVEv22 February 19, 2011

Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner

A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.

Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

Vacuum and Cleaner

1.the bestest friends no matter what they go through

2.the coolest pair of people you will ever meet

3. aka Melena and Chick
aka Freak Show Co-Hosts
aka PERFECTION

"OMG!!! they are ALMOST Vacuum and Cleaner, the only reason i know they arent is because Vacuum and Cleaner and often imitated, yet NEVER duplicated"

by mhsno September 04, 2008

I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner

a not so subtle way of saying that you have a hickey

-"what's that on your neck?"
-"I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner"

by dudemeister421 April 24, 2010