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The Turkish Curtain

When two individuals have inter course on a stage with the curtain drawn, and the audience guesses the sex act based on the noises the couple are making.
The audience applauded and demanded an encore of The Turkish Curtain.
by Yu Sho Me Dong August 8, 2023
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brining the turkey

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".
by pruned November 24, 2013
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The Turkey Jones

To suplex someone at an inappropriate moment, usually during any minor or pro sport other than wrestling. Often a rookie mistake by over anxious defensive players in the NFL.

Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.
Chris Collinsworth- "See? that's another rookie mistake that these defensive players keep jumping the gun on. You can't slam a ball carrier into the ground like the good ol' days with Turkey Jones and Terry Bradshaw."

Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"

Chrish Collinsworth- "...."

Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."
by Solblackguy2827 January 16, 2010
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Stuffing the turkey

When you put your penis and testicles in your significant others anus.
Get ready because I’m gonna start stuffing the turkey baby.
by Richbitchjr October 5, 2018
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Baris the Turkish monkey

Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!
Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?

Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!
by Baris is bitch January 18, 2023
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Tuck the turkey

When a man (usually a tranvestite) tapes his genitals between his legs in order to give off the apperance of female genitalia. (very gross)
by poomanchu April 13, 2004
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The Turkey

When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.
She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.
by J5 April 15, 2005
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