texan

also a place where some of us may wear cowboy hats, own cattle, and say y'all and actually mean it!

all my friends are true texans, we all have horses and sometimes wear cowboy hats!

by lauren!!! (a complete texan) August 9, 2004

Texanize

1. To take an existing word and mangle or mispronounce it.

2. To make up a word and display a limited understanding of nearly everything.

Texanize: "There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know its in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: fool me once, shame on... shame on you... fool me, can't get fooled again!"

- Gee Dub

by django1981 March 12, 2009

Texan

1) Slang; A term used for someone who has low intelligence and is bigoted a good part of the time.
2) Alternately: Texas

1)Nick: Fuck them fags!
Joe: Stop being such a Texan.
2) Shut up, Texas.

by Dorian Black July 15, 2005

texan

A person who's responsible for the sales of Tabasco.

"Tabasco on eggs? You fucking Texan!"

by Jay November 13, 2004

Texan

Someone who wears a cowboy hat and jeans while skiing

Jerry: Hey man, how was skiing in Colorado?

Tom: Awesome, I only saw one annoying Texan!

Jerry: Oh yeah, how do you know he was a Texan?

Tom: He was wearing an orange jumpsuit and a cowboy hat

by coloradoan March 6, 2011

texan

Someone from Texas. Easily identifiable when outside of Texas by their cowboy hats, boots, accent, niece/sister carrying their baby

Person 1: Who is that over-weight, hick motherfucker wearing the cowboy hat and jeans while skiing? This is Colorado not Texas!

Person 2: Let it go, hes a pompus ass hole like most Texans

by azn-pwn April 7, 2007

texan

Total friggin loser, bigtime

look at that texan, what a total friggin loser!

by irvinesucks December 29, 2007