The Express Slam

A sexual maneuver in which a person (usually Male) drives to his/her partner's (usually Female) home and parks the car out front. The Male goes inside, leaving the car running, and has a very brief quickiewith her. He leaves promptly after.

(Via cell phone)
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"

by walkwin December 19, 2008

if that don't slam the outhouse door

To be surprised, astonished by someone or something

Maggie's got a new dress,
- If that don't slam the outhouse door !

by Robert Ebguy April 23, 2006

The grand slam

The grand slam is the last ass clap before you send your cum to the equivalent of the pussy’s shadow realm.

I gave my girlfriend the grand slam last night

by Zeccede July 26, 2018

slam the clam

Verb. Intransitive. To masturbate, exclusively used when referring to a female. Some say it is actually a lesbian sex act, but they are wrong. That's called scissor sisters.

Mike : Did you hang out with Fugu yesterday?
Matt : Nah, man. I couldn't get her out of the fucking house. She was slamming the clam for like five hours!
Mike : Damn, man, she's gotta be chafed after that.

by DasProfezzional May 26, 2005

The Kentucky Slam Dunk

The act of achieving sexual intercourse after years of wooing your cousin or other family memeber

After many years of waiting Tommy finally achieved The Kentucky Slam Dunk with his cousin Jamie.

by dermena April 24, 2017

The Cougar Slam

To have sex with 4 different women 20+ years older than your current age 4 days or nights in a row. It is called "The Cougar Slam" as a reference to baseball for when you hit a grand slam you score 4 times in a row.

"I can't believe Tyler completed The Cougar Slam. I thought it was it was impossible."

by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009

Fell Slam the fuck out

A north carolina way of saying "it fell out"

That sum bitchin MSN fell slam the fuck out!

by 140275 January 23, 2010