When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.
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