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The Lazy Professor

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The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
by Dumple Foreskins December 15, 2014
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the nutty professor

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when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.
After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor
by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006
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The Nutty Professor

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When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.
I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.
by Spider November 16, 2004
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The fucking professor

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The guy on TikTok who says fucking a lot in a sentence because it still make sense.
The fucking professor just loves saying words like fuck and fucking a lot doesn’t he.
by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025
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Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
by bitchuck September 30, 2023
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