jump the pot

Someone comes in and pulls the coffee pot out of the coffeemaker while it’s brewing and catches a cupful for himself or herself, then replaces the pot and walks off letting the pot continue to fill. This is jumping the pot and it’s a petty crime because Interrupting flow through the filter either early or late queers the pot for everyone else by producing a final brew that is either stronger than desired or pathetically weak.

Synonym: Potus Interruptus

Sign at the coffee station: PLEASE, DON’T JUMP THE POT.

“Hey dude, I’ve been waiting here for ten minutes for coffee and you waltz in and jump the pot.”

“Arg, this coffee tastes like crap. Someone’s been jumping the pot.

by Grebdehrm November 30, 2015

shit or get off the pot

Hurry up and make a decision. Usually used when some one is being really indecisive or is taking way to long to do something. Commonly refers to a decision where a commitment is evolved.

You've been engaged for 6 years, don't you think it's time you shit or get off the pot?

by jettafer30 December 23, 2005

Stir the Pot

When you take something that causes drama and use it to stir up more drama resulting in a good ol' laugh for the one stirring the pot.

Meghan loves to stir the pot when there is drama between Alex and Justin.

by queen dweeb April 6, 2017

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

bitch the pot

i need more tea, i need more TEA give me the whole fucking pot.

jess says: and that’s the tea, andrew says: BITCH THE POT!!

by dellathorme October 5, 2019

crack the pot

When smoking marijuana, the first hit when you pack the pipe or bong also know as the green hit.

yo you can crack the pot, its your bud

by bless da king March 10, 2009

poop or get off the pot

"Poop or get off the pot" is a more polite way of saying 'Shit or get off the pot.' It's not very eloquent but it gets the message across. My parents knew all the dirty words and phrases but would say things like 'did you just let off wind?' rather than 'fart'. Saying fart in our home whenI was young was not a good idea.

Shit Fred! Poop or get off the pot, I need a fucking answer.

by Your friend's best dog May 25, 2014