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the pirate 

The pirate position is a unique sex position and it's called the pirate because the man will ejaculate his sperm into his hand and throw it onto his partner's right eye and kick him or hers left leg quite hard so she will jump around like a pirate.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh, I literally did the pirate with her last night!
Guy 2: How hard did you kick?
Guy 1: Hard enough.
the pirate by bananen123 July 31, 2017
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The Pirate Bay 

The largest bittorrent tracker in the world, freely available to everyone without registration or membership fees. The Pirate Bay is a Swedish project not only famous for its assortment of downloadable movies, tv series, games and pr0n, but also for its sincere and cheeky responses to legal threats from various software corporations.
"It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are fucking morons, and that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.

Go fuck yourself.

Polite as usual,
anakata"

- from The Pirate Bay legal threats section
The Pirate Bay by Xschtar February 5, 2006

The Pirate Bay 

Made in the year of 2003, The Pirate Bay is the Salvation Army of the internet, as they are a website that allows you to download just about anything, for free.
In April of 2009, the owners of the website were sent to jail for one year, and made pay 3.6 million USD for fines & "damages."
Damages to whom? Well the so-called artists of course! How else would they be able to pay for their private jets?
Guy One: The Pirate Bay is awesome!
Dumbass McAsshole: PIRACY IS BAD! REMEMBER WHAT OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS TOLD US?
The Pirate Bay by A Filthy Communist November 11, 2009

The Pirate of Isla Vista 

Always in search of booty, the pirate of Isla Vista reigns supreme among bums. Raging on all weekends and willing to show anyone his tricks

Long live the pirate! Santa Barbara loves you!
The Pirate of Isla Vista shows tricks like: drinking his 40 through his eye and spitting it out his mouth, playing tunes on the harmonica, telling drunken stories of adventurous beach love with IV sluts.

the pirate song 

A song made by a person named Alex

Its very cool and its very basic but it still sounds good.

Theres a bunch of variations on it and soon there will be a rock version of it.
"Im a pirate! A motherfucking pirate!"

-holy shit the pirate song is awesome!

The Pirate Treatment 

When you're fucking a girl and when youre about to come you pull out and punch her in the stomach so she says " aarghhhh" then come in one of her eyes.
This bitch thought she was gangsta, so I gave her the pirate treatment.
The Pirate Treatment by 3715dont September 12, 2016