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monkee haircut

When Asian kids go to Thailand and in search of lady boys and spearfishing trips
Albert went to Thailand for a monkee haircut.
by BlueBYU October 3, 2017
mugGet the monkee haircutmug.

Drunk Monkee

A person who frequently gets drunk and causes trouble.
Jon was acting like a drunk monkee again, so I kicked his azz.
by unstable bob gable January 8, 2006
mugGet the Drunk Monkeemug.

porch monkee

A member of the 60's pop group The Monkees sitting on a porch.
Mike Nesmith is sitting on his front porch. What a porch monkee!
by Peaches and Cream August 8, 2006
mugGet the porch monkeemug.

porch monkee

the most badass gang in minnesota, these fuckers drink, smoke, and last but not least fuckin hack it up. we fight fuckin skinnies who spit sand, we will fuckin take anyone out. we sell the dankest bud in the planet.
PM 4 Life. PM | 4:20
by Jon Kieley February 19, 2005
mugGet the porch monkeemug.

monkee phur

you's stylin' in dhat monkee phur
by bhavani ganna- va- rape- U ! February 7, 2004
mugGet the monkee phurmug.

funee monkee bhop

when u hit mad p with your hops
teammate: "you have some funee monkee bhops skills"
you: "thanks"
*you fail to bhop to banana and fucking die*
by silver elite master January 12, 2021
mugGet the funee monkee bhopmug.

monkee

this girl is true monkee, she has a big fat ass with a big puffy white jacket. this girl is so dirty she even turned her previously white jacket brown! can you belive her?? she blames it on an 'accident', she really shat on it like a girlboss. she also likes stranger things, she would twerk for joyce byers.honestly her name should be monkke brown. she never has the apporiate attire for occasion. she would a colle shirt in the rain... also the monkee is super british
have you seen shes is such a monkee, i was with her last night and she kept yelling 'WHERES MEYH PHAUNEEE?++??' such a monkee smh. yass girlboss?? no monkee
by sogayithurts September 1, 2022
mugGet the monkeemug.

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