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the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010
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The left one

The ball that is always hit and hurts like a bitch, generally happens in sports.
****! Its always the left one!
by Guywhosebored July 19, 2011
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The Left can't meme

Its a insult for the left leaning people who make memes about the left. The insult is mostly used by the alt-right, /pol/acks or simply people who hate the left.
Kek the left try to meme Bernie Sanders into presidency. We all know that the Left can't meme.
by Running in the nyetis May 18, 2017
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The Left Can't Meme

Yeah.... no.

The real unequivocal truth is, people from either ends of the political spectrum can make equally dank AND also equally bad memes. To deny this fundamental truth is the equivalent of denying the existence of gravity.

Let's first drop the stereotypes and concede to the fact that there is not a sliver of evidence which suggests your political identity is linked to good/bad memes. That is rather determined by one's creativity. It is a fallacy to assume that memes and politics are mutually inclusive, unless the meme itself is explicitly about politics.

Some individuals are so obsessed with political dichotomy that they become oblivious that a more apparent and broader classification (or way of thinking) exists. For instance, not everyone is into crude humour. It's as simple as that.

If anything, there is a far larger distinction between age groups, than between leftists and rightists, with regards to our ability to create the dankest of the dank memes. Boomers are the only ones that can't meme due to being accustomed to a different techno-cultural climate, hence creating the REAL immutable law of the universe: "๐™—๐™ค๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ง๐™จ ๐™˜๐™–๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™š๐™ข๐™š".
Person 1: The left can't meme!
Person 2: Wrong, the right can't meme!
Person 3: Neither of you are correct. Both the left and the right (assuming we're talking about people in general, and not collectively) are just as capable of creating good memes as they are capable of creating bad memes to the point that such occurrences which justify the "left can't meme" stereotype are merely by random chance.
Person 1: That's impossible! It was known since antiquity that the world revolves around a single immutable law, and that law is that the left can't meme!
Person 3: *chuckles softly* Well, my friend, it appears that you are mistaken. First of all, that is pure nonsense based off an unverified folklore. Second of all, it's actually a law that applies to the entire universe, and that law is ๐™—๐™ค๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ง๐™จ ๐™˜๐™–๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™š๐™ข๐™š.
*Person 1, after hearing upon that phrase, suddenly collapses onto the ground and starts to have an epileptic seizure*
Person 3: Thot so.
*Person 2 is seen running way in the distance*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2022
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The left can't meme

Something that sub human filth from the right says since they don't know anything about politics or real life in general
Sub human: "hurr durr meme of lefty hypocrisy "
Normal person: "heres another meme of pointing out the rights hypocrisy"
Sub human: " the left can't meme!" *sobs*
by I'm superior to you August 30, 2021
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the left can't meme

a phrase used by right-wing snowflakes who are unable to take jokes at their expense. See also: Donald Trump talking about Alec Baldwin, most men talking about female comedians, etc..
right-wingers: "the left can't meme"

translation: "wahhhhh"
by Catty McGee June 15, 2018
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the Left can't meme

Synonym for โ€œI find only offensive humor amusingโ€.
This meme is shit! It doesn't insult a single minority. The Left can't meme!
by Bored Doll August 4, 2020
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