the jacket

The fuzz, the five-O, the police.

"I'm tired of tha motherfuckin' jacket sweatin' my gang while I'm chillin' in the shack." -Eazy E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")

by Nick D January 31, 2004

rip the jacker

1: The act of double hitting the joint as its being passed around a single puff pass circle.

Hey rip the jacker isn't passing it. We'll have to skip him next time around.

by Gone420 May 5, 2009

the jacket

A badly titled movie that should have been about killer coats.

When the jacket attack!
Poor little Suzzy puts on a winter fleece when little does she know, "she cant un-zip it." ~deep throaty man voice that almost sounds like its comming onto you.~

by allonyourface December 24, 2006

Throwing the Jacket Off

With a jacket covering up your cock, masturbating so no one can see you do it.

Or with a jacket covering it up, having your girlfriend give you a hand job

Throwing the jacket off - Jordan needed to bust a nut, but there were too many people in the room so he covered himself up and threw the jacket off.

Rita wanting to please her man in public so she laid a jacket across his lap and threw his jacket off.

by CheesesCakesAreDelicous December 9, 2008

fuck you in the jacket

Is used to express an amagamation of emotion. Included among these are love, confusion, and hateful passion.

Hey motherfucker, I'm going to fuck you in the jacket?

by Alex Hernandez December 3, 2007

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010

putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004